When your favourite writing pen disappears
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
When flint starts kneading my boob. No kitty! Noooo
Or when it runs out! And for some reason you live in the middle of nowhere and the stores you go to don’t have the type...
This is why I buy in doubles, even thought it still happens…
Bic Atlantis. Quite possibly one of the best things I discovered in first year of university.