Once upon a time there was a writer who wished somebody would help her submit her short stories and poems to literary journals. She also wanted help sending her book to literary agents.
She was frustrated, sad, and worst of all—she was not getting published as often as she knew she deserved. She hated going at it alone.
She also knew that the most important time of the year in the wondrous world of publishing was just weeks away.
One day, while gazing into an enchanted pond, she learned of a magical land called Hackensack, New Jersey. There, a team of ninja submission strategists was waiting to help her make her submissions.
“But what will it cost me?” the writer asked the enchanted pond. “My long blond hair? My firstborn son?”
“No,” replied the pond. “Hiring the strategists at Writerʼs Relief is just like hiring an accountant, or a hairstylist, or a landscaper. They do the work to research and prepare your submissions with professionalism so you can focus on your writing.”
“No way!” The writer was thrilled! “Can anyone join?”
“Alas, that is not the case,” said the pond. “You must submit to the Review Board for consideration if you want to join. Writerʼs Relief can work only with the strongest writers.”
The writer decided to give it a try—Review Board consideration was free, confidential, and there were no obligations to apply. Sure enough, she was in the top twenty percent of applicants and was accepted by Writerʼs Relief. There was rejoicing throughout the land.
And while Writerʼs Relief was hard at work researching and targeting her submissions—increasing her odds of acceptance—she was able to focus more of her time on writing.
Her fairy-tale ending of seeing her work published came true because of strong writing, precise targeting, and—okay—a talking pond.
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